No Blood for Oil!
Man, but we Americans certainly are the worst stripe of Imperialists. Everyone knows when you engage in unilateral, colonialist, adventures to expand the Imperium you generally should keep control of the natural resources! Otherwise why bother oppressing and subjugating the hapless natives?

Reality Check: Nope, still not paying $0.50 per gallon for gas. Time to mark Operation Steal The Black Gold for Halliburton as a failure and bring the troops home.